Hitchhiking stories. Got any?

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I gave some dude a lift few years ago, luckily nothing crazy happened. Nowadays I wouldn't do it, too many crazy assholes. Even though Mr. Shield 9mm is right next to me.
 

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Funny story: i saw the same guy hitchhiking multiple days in the same area. Decided one day to stop. Guy took one look at me and turned around and walked off saying he was ok. I figured either i lucked out that day or he thought i was crazy as hell. Never saw him again after that.
 

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In the early and mid ‘70’s I hitched cross country twice ( NJ/ Cali + NJ/ AZ)
It was a different world then


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About 25 years ago when I was 17 I picked up this chick that was hitchhiking in Bordentown NJ at around midnight. I gave her a ride to Trenton. On the way there she started rubbing my leg so I went to an empty lot and let her give me a hummer. After I finished I was disgusted and told her to get out. She was like 35-40 yo, it was my #metoo moment.
That reminds me of the old joke about the tightrope walker and the dude getting a youknowhat from a toothless 70 yead old. Both had the same exact thought at precisely the same time: Don't look down.
 

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we get all the dirty french canadian hippys from back east to come pick fruit in the summers and their main mode of transportation is hitchhiking and when you drive past them they flip you off... Thinking of buying a fire truck with a water tank and hosing them in the face as I go by

Thats my hitchhiking story..

Behind that truck, have a big diesel roll some coal and coat those wet ****ers with a nice layer of soot.
 

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Never have and most likely never will. Too many crazies and its safer not to stop and take a risk even though I've got a loaded gun with an extra mag just in case.
 

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Last summer a bunch of friends and I were at a party and someone ordered a keg. So my friend volunteered to go pick it up, there were 4 of us including myself. We head off to the liquor store, get the keg, head back and get a bout 10 miles from the party and his transmission just takes a shit. 02 Silverado, So there we are 4 guys on the side of the road with a keg. Before we even have a chance to pull out a phone and call someone, an old lady, about mid 70's pulls up in like an 01 Taurus. She pokes her head out the window and said "I'm a woman and I'm all alone" We thought WTF LOL. I walk over and asked her if she could give us a ride back to the house. She said sure. We hop in, keg laying on my friends in the back, and she kept repeating how she was a woman and all alone. I laughed the entire time. When we pull up to the party I gave her $20 bucks, we said thanks, then she just floors the Taurus. Never seen the lady ever again.
 

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Last summer a bunch of friends and I were at a party and someone ordered a keg. So my friend volunteered to go pick it up, there were 4 of us including myself. We head off to the liquor store, get the keg, head back and get a bout 10 miles from the party and his transmission just takes a shit. 02 Silverado, So there we are 4 guys on the side of the road with a keg. Before we even have a chance to pull out a phone and call someone, an old lady, about mid 70's pulls up in like an 01 Taurus. She pokes her head out the window and said "I'm a woman and I'm all alone" We thought WTF LOL. I walk over and asked her if she could give us a ride back to the house. She said sure. We hop in, keg laying on my friends in the back, and she kept repeating how she was a woman and all alone. I laughed the entire time. When we pull up to the party I gave her $20 bucks, we said thanks, then she just floors the Taurus. Never seen the lady ever again.


She wanted y’all to run a train on her
 

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I agree with the danger factor these days. Last time I hiked was in the 80s and the last time I picked one up was in the early 90s who I mentioned in the OP. I won't even stop for a hot chick on the roadside with car trouble.
 

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There was this one time Earth got destroyed, but my buddy got us a lift on one of the ships that was on the demolition job. There was some bad poetry, saw a bit of the galaxy, met some mice, and eventually came back to the replacement Earth. Which was built thanks to the Dolphins. But they didn't come back. A marine biologist got all depressed about that.
 

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