Reason #8452 why I hate people. Merry $^#I$% Christmas...

SolarYellow said:

The probability of Sally Rottencrotch having them and planning to sell them at the church hall or flea market is not 100% but high.

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Yeah, if you want to think rationally about the whole thing lol

Send a package of dried up dog shit and a note. Better yet post the addy we all can play.


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Soak a rag in doe pee and toss in in an inconspicuous place. That will stink for days.

Then buy a cheap can of oysters and open them before placing in the same spot.

Just make sure to wear gloves and remove fingerprints.

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lOOKnGO said:

Send a package of dried up dog shit and a note. Better yet post the addy we all can play.


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^ this.

Winning

TK1299 said:

''Tis the season... go back later and light up thier house for Christmas
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Then Danny McGavin and Bob Hodges show up....

Geez I freaking hate people. When I get a neighbor's mail or package, I take it to them RIGHT THEN. I would never keep someone else's stuff, that's just a douche move.

SolarYellow said:

Sally Rottencrotch.

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I'll probably go to the police station tomorrow and explain the situation. But without actual evidence they took/kept it (video, or the like), I'm guessing not much can be done.

Just wanted to vent a little.

RES0574 said:

Then Danny McGavin and Bob Hodges show up....

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Awesome you knew that

You need to get some of your boys and act out a scene from "The Town":

I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people.

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Awesome you knew that

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This is one of my "there isn't crap on TV" movies in rotation.

I would go file the police report, not sure how they do it in IL but you might have to sign the theft compaint yourself and fill out a probable cause packet at the local courthouse. If it was delivered by USPS, then you will have to make the report with the postmaster. good luck bro and sorry to hear that, people suck!

lOOKnGO said:

Send a package of dried up dog shit and a note. Better yet post the addy we all can play.


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@Coiled03 I can send you some genuine American pitbull terrier shit to help you out brah.

BrunotheBoxer said:

@Coiled03 I can send you some genuine American pitbull terrier shit to help you out brah.

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Not gonna lie. I LOLd.

BrunotheBoxer said:

@Coiled03 I can send you some genuine American pitbull terrier shit to help you out brah.

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That reminds me. I meant/ment/mint to post this earlier.

use a TOR|proxy browser and make a M4M ad for the husband on craigslist, put in the address and invite randoms over to their house for gay bear action. Just don't use anything that can identify you, use a new email, use a tor browser to anonymize your IP for all of this....

If USPS delivered it go to your post office they can pull up where they were scanned and it will show exactly the spot the carrier was at when they scanned the packages

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This is ridiculous. I would get police involved. I have zero faith in my fellow man nowadays.


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Last week my wife and I mailed out our Christmas cards along with my Mother's birthday card. My folks got the Christmas card at the end of last week, but still No Birthday card.

How the hell does USPS have two cards going to the same address and only one is delivered?

I do not trust any of the delivery services, they all suck donkey balls.

post the address so we can all send the most ****ed up stuff, then go back and ask if they've gotten any packages