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A few things to think about....

Five Jewish men influenced the history of Western civilization.
Moses said the law is everything.
Jesus said love is everything.
Marx said capital is everything.
Freud said sex is everything.
Einstein said everything is relative.
 

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Okay idc if I come off looking uneducated anymore but I've showed this post to several people college educated people and nobody gets it as well as me. So can someone explain this to me?


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Okay idc if I come off looking uneducated anymore but I've showed this post to several people college educated people and nobody gets it as well as me. So can someone explain this to me?


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Each of the four men said that one thing (law, love, capital and sex) was everything.

Einstein said that everything was relative.

The meaning of relative is having meaning or significance only in relation to something else; not absolute. So, in essence, Einstein is saying that nothing is absolute (everything). (I think that's what he's saying.)

I'm certainly not as smart as Einstein, but I think that love is everything. ;-)
 

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Each of the four men said that one thing (law, love, capital and sex) was everything.

Einstein said that everything was relative.

The meaning of relative is having meaning or significance only in relation to something else; not absolute. So, in essence, Einstein is saying that nothing is absolute (everything). (I think that's what he's saying.)

I'm certainly not as smart as Einstein, but I think that love is everything. ;-)

Well I agree with the lord that love is everything. I mean I guess I somewhat got that much but the topic was Tuesday joke. So I was looking for something to be funny and it was completely over my head. I guess that's where my confusion came in.


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I mean I was trying to be smart lol i was just waiting on the punchline and it never came. Maybe some of the people who's smarter than I am and understood it still got a laugh.


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