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ssssnake

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Must be a car guy.......

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out "with the girls" a lot recently; although, when I ask which girls, it is always, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always look out for her ride coming home, but she always walks from around the corner, I can usually hear a car driving off as she walks towards our house. If it really is a taxi, why not just get dropped off in front? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was, and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again, and why was I checking up on her?

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth. But, last night, she went out again, and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she was getting out of. It was while I was crouched behind my car that I noticed rust on my exhaust tip.Should I take it to the dealer for replacement, or should I just take the opportunity to buy the aftermarket 3" I've been looking at. Its a big decision, so I thought I would ask for your advice. Maybe I'll just try to buff it out. Help me out.
 

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Hahaha.....yup that's it!!!

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MDShelby

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What's so funny about that?! Rust on an exhaust can be a very serious matter.
 

IronSnake

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99% likely to do that here. It would just be to the degree of "I saw a rock chip and some slight swirl, so I went and got the buffer. Some dude eventually dropped her off and he came over and helped me finish buffing the car out. He's a pretty cool dude. Oh and I think she left? Somehow I have more room for car parts. Not sure where the extra room came from though. I feel like someone isn't here anymore. Beats me. So about that camshaft swap.."
 

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