Bear Hunting

CSCOBRA03

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The Pope went on vacation for a few days
to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska.
He was driving along near the campground
when he heard a frantic commotion just at
the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote
for Hillary' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.
The man was screaming and struggling frantically,
thrashing all about and trying to free himself
from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of
Republican loggers wearing Go Trump shirts
came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum
slug right into the bear's chest. The two other
men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from
the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats,
the three loggers finished off the bear. Two
of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the
bed of their pickup truck while the other
tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
back seat.
As they began to leave, the Pope summoned
all of them over to him. "I give you my blessing
for your brave actions ! " he proudly proclaimed.
"I have heard there was bitter hatred between
Republican loggers and Democratic environ-
mental activists, but now I've seen with my own
eyes that this is not true.
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his
buddies, "Who was that guy ? "Dude, that was
the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
contact with Heaven and has access to all
wisdom.
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access
to all wisdom, but he don't know squat about
bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still
alive or do we need to go back to California
and get another one ?
 

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