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^^^you sir are an ass hat.

lets look at it like this and compare this to modern day themology.

you get home from a hard days work. tired and hungry. you come thru the door and your gal, whom you have not had sex with yet tells you she is prego. She tells you she doesnt know how it happened....she woke up that way. shes alone all day long, feeling neglected, un loved and un appreciated...watching soaps all day long. Habib, the neighbor makes for good company. Now, back then, things were more simple and believed more than they are today. Simple magic tricks were perceived as miracles....now, because some HO decided to ride Habib and not get busted, but instead tells her man she has no clue how she got knocked up....I think they should have been the first Maury Povich "who da daddy" episode.

im not buying it. sorry. back then, people were executed for acts of infedelity, especially women. Hell ya the bitch is gonna concoct a story like that...she was looking out after her own ass. so, they tell the kid when he is born and BOOM...an entire religion is born.

try that shit today and let me know how it works out for you. to cover her tracks she has millions of people believe its a miracle. Im sorry, i believe that A God would come up with a better way to introduce himself to the very creatures he created than this? dont you?
 
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lets look at it like this and compare this to modern day themology.

you get home from a hard days work. tired and hungry. you come thru the door and your gal, whom you have not had sex with yet tells you she is prego. She tells you she doesnt know how it happened....she woke up that way. shes alone all day long, feeling neglected, un loved and un appreciated...watching soaps all day long. Habib, the neighbor makes for good company. Now, back then, things were more simple and believed more than they are today. Simple magic tricks were perceived as miracles....now, because some HO decided to ride Habib and not get busted, but instead tells her man she has no clue how she got knocked up....I think they should have been the first Maury Povich "who da daddy" episode.

im not buying it. sorry. back then, people were executed for acts of infedelity, especially women. Hell ya the bitch is gonna concoct a story like that...she was looking out after her own ass. so, they tell the kid when he is born and BOOM...an entire religion is born.

try that shit today and let me know how it works out for you. to cover her tracks she has millions of people believe its a miracle. Im sorry, i believe that A God would come up with a better way to introduce himself to the very creatures he created than this? dont you?

Lol:beer:
 

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lets look at it like this and compare this to modern day themology.

you get home from a hard days work. tired and hungry. you come thru the door and your gal, whom you have not had sex with yet tells you she is prego. She tells you she doesnt know how it happened....she woke up that way. shes alone all day long, feeling neglected, un loved and un appreciated...watching soaps all day long. Habib, the neighbor makes for good company. Now, back then, things were more simple and believed more than they are today. Simple magic tricks were perceived as miracles....now, because some HO decided to ride Habib and not get busted, but instead tells her man she has no clue how she got knocked up....I think they should have been the first Maury Povich "who da daddy" episode.

im not buying it. sorry. back then, people were executed for acts of infedelity, especially women. Hell ya the bitch is gonna concoct a story like that...she was looking out after her own ass. so, they tell the kid when he is born and BOOM...an entire religion is born.

try that shit today and let me know how it works out for you. to cover her tracks she has millions of people believe its a miracle. Im sorry, i believe that A God would come up with a better way to introduce himself to the very creatures he created than this? dont you?

how else would the son of god come to earth?
 

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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZcwJv0nU68&feature=related"]YouTube - Phil Davison Makes People Cry[/nomedia]

DRASTIC TIMES REQUIRE DRASTIC MEASURES...............WAAAAaAAAaaAaaaAaa!

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lets look at it like this and compare this to modern day themology.

you get home from a hard days work. tired and hungry. you come thru the door and your gal, whom you have not had sex with yet tells you she is prego. She tells you she doesnt know how it happened....she woke up that way. shes alone all day long, feeling neglected, un loved and un appreciated...watching soaps all day long. Habib, the neighbor makes for good company. Now, back then, things were more simple and believed more than they are today. Simple magic tricks were perceived as miracles....now, because some HO decided to ride Habib and not get busted, but instead tells her man she has no clue how she got knocked up....I think they should have been the first Maury Povich "who da daddy" episode.

im not buying it. sorry. back then, people were executed for acts of infedelity, especially women. Hell ya the bitch is gonna concoct a story like that...she was looking out after her own ass. so, they tell the kid when he is born and BOOM...an entire religion is born.

try that shit today and let me know how it works out for you. to cover her tracks she has millions of people believe its a miracle. Im sorry, i believe that A God would come up with a better way to introduce himself to the very creatures he created than this? dont you?


You SIR should be president! I concur!
 

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