Here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."
2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall...
Thanks to all of you guys that wished me good luckwhen I told you that I was going into the Coast Guard, but, it seems that they don't like to take people that volunteer to join a service... Those of you that are in the military know about MEPS, those of you that don't it is the processing...
Well guys, I know that I'm not that well known throughout this site, but on Jan 18 I am no longer a free man... I have Coast Guard basic training til March and then tech school til July so I'm not going to be around for much for the next 7 months...
Just thought that I would tell all... Wish...
OMG you gotta check this out i know that this is a ford site but its still american.....new fastest road car record potential?
http://www.autoweek.com/cat_content.mv?port_code=autoweek&cat_code=coverstory&loc_code=&content_code=02120930