Recent content by rwleonard

Help me step-elf!

Take me with you?

That's the way to own it.

I am 62 and I think my fondess for shenanigans is well--established...PROVIDED you stay off my lawn.

My senior year of high school the senior class was feeling its oats and acring up a bit. One of the male teachers found a reason to paddle the starting center of the varsity football team in front of the class, and made him cry. No more shenanigans.

Yesterday a woman asked my wife when she was going to retire. My wife said that she wanted to cut back, but still keep her fingers in it. I got in trouble for smirking, as she is a Gynocologist.

Ouch.

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