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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This year's installment of the continuing battle with St. Nick Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage, we were trying to come up with some new camoflage. The L2 was sitting all polished with care...

Well it's Christmas time, and time to revisit the battle with St. Nick and this time he's bringing his Gen 1.......or is he? Twas the night before Christmas, and dim in the light Were the thoughts of the victories I'd had on this night Tho' many had fallen, most vivid in thought Was...

A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy, by now exhausted, says: "Excuse me a minute I have to relieve myself." While out of...

OMG, this is freakin hilarious! http://62.73.174.109/bmuk_movies/humantarget.wmv

Every Saturday morning he goes fishing. He gets up early and eager makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook-up his...

A lot of people asked me where the phrase "You gotta be shittin me" came from. It so happens I know. When George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops, it was extremely dark and storming furiously. The water was tossing them back and forth. Finally Washington...

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and...

After his death, Osama bin Laden arrived at the pearly gates. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and...

Stay to hell out of Detroit, if you know what's good for you.

Happy Holidays to all. Be safe, and here's Elvis: http://www.blueyze.com/christmasnight.html

Well in this season of tradition, it's become a tradition for me to come up with a new continuation of the battle with Santa Claus. Here's this year's entry. Enjoy. Twas the night before Christmas, and my need to go fast, was no diff'rent it seemed, than three Christmas Eves past. For twas...

The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On Terrorism: Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming...

Followed a gorgeous 340/6 Pack Dodge Challenger thru our park today. We exited at the same time and I followed him thru the lights to the same thoroughfare we were taking. As we sat waiting for traffic to clear, I told the wife, "As soon as we straighten out, I'm gonna wax that Challenger." She...