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I have a DR Power Grader. Keeps the driveway looking good and has probably saved me several thousand dollars by not having to by new...

BTDT So many other good, if not better, roads in the area. But if you must go, if weather allows go mid May, mid week, mid morning.

I suppose if you have a bike or a fast(ish) car you should do the Dragon, but honestly I did it once and would never go again. Too many...

Stump punch.

Those guys holding the boards at the ready. STF up, swallow your pride, and go home while your teeth are still in your mouth.

Put that in the dictionary with the definition of trust.

Hold on before you cancel this, I am a complete outsider here but I have a point of order. You took their "jackets"? Not their cuts...

My guess was a grave marker for Crusaders. Wasn't Noah around long before crosses were a thing?

oh yeah. They could have buried him in a few dozen very small coffins.

My neighbor ran over some ground wasps on his tractor while bush hogging and tried to jump off. He got ran over by the bush hog.

Magnesium?

At the end you can hear a chick on the bridge ask "esta bien?" THAT is what cracked me up. Do I ****in' look bien bitch?

And that's what happens when you bring a knife to a gun fight. Douchebag.

Now you gonna remember to keep your ****in' hand up?