Too many peeps on here have never been approached by a woman. Are you that fugly? Gawd.
So tell us about the first time a woman seduced you....
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The first time a woman truly seduced me? I was 19 and had been drinking at Sharky's bar for the better part of a year. How you ask? Because the vast majority of my friend were at least 2-3 years older and one did work for the owners so they just assumed I was 21 at least and never carded me.
Anyhow, a buddy had been seeing a girl off and on and we had been going out together in friend groups and couples. She's 25 iirc at the time mind you. It started with a nonchalant leg against the groin from under and across the table. Later it turned into the surprise hand down the trousers while we were all bumping and grinding on the dance floor. To end the night, my buddy announced he was heading out and she asked me to take her home instead so she could stay out and party. Thoroughly trashed we make it to her house and she proceeds to get kinky, like that slutty little trailer park ho you invision but never would marry.
Fast forward about 2-3 hours later, I had passed out and the butt crack of dawn is here. I get slapped on the dick and she tells me I got to go. I'm trying to figure out what the hell is going on, I'm still lit but I manage to get my t-shirt and jeans on. I end up having to go out the back patio door and make it to my truck in the street and get in. I'm too blitzed to drive so I sit there and light up a low and behold a truck pulls in about 20 minutes after I left the house. It now dawns on me why I'm parked there. Come to find out, she was married and had a kid and that was her husband coming home from a hunting trip. I felt hurt because I was used...and liked it! None of us knew about the family because she never told my buddy or any of the rest of our group of friends, no ring and no pictures, nothing. She had never even got a late night call wondering where she was at as he was apparently so preoccupied he either could care less or just didn't have a clue and the grandparents always had the kid.
Last I saw of her was in the news about 10 years ago I want to say. She had another kid and was arrested in Florida, yes a Florida woman story, for running something like 110 on the interstate with the kid in the car.
Yes, I was a complete hellion and had a crazy rebellious stage but these stories are 100% truthful.
Anyhow, a buddy had been seeing a girl off and on and we had been going out together in friend groups and couples. She's 25 iirc at the time mind you. It started with a nonchalant leg against the groin from under and across the table. Later it turned into the surprise hand down the trousers while we were all bumping and grinding on the dance floor. To end the night, my buddy announced he was heading out and she asked me to take her home instead so she could stay out and party. Thoroughly trashed we make it to her house and she proceeds to get kinky, like that slutty little trailer park ho you invision but never would marry.
Fast forward about 2-3 hours later, I had passed out and the butt crack of dawn is here. I get slapped on the dick and she tells me I got to go. I'm trying to figure out what the hell is going on, I'm still lit but I manage to get my t-shirt and jeans on. I end up having to go out the back patio door and make it to my truck in the street and get in. I'm too blitzed to drive so I sit there and light up a low and behold a truck pulls in about 20 minutes after I left the house. It now dawns on me why I'm parked there. Come to find out, she was married and had a kid and that was her husband coming home from a hunting trip. I felt hurt because I was used...and liked it! None of us knew about the family because she never told my buddy or any of the rest of our group of friends, no ring and no pictures, nothing. She had never even got a late night call wondering where she was at as he was apparently so preoccupied he either could care less or just didn't have a clue and the grandparents always had the kid.
Last I saw of her was in the news about 10 years ago I want to say. She had another kid and was arrested in Florida, yes a Florida woman story, for running something like 110 on the interstate with the kid in the car.
Yes, I was a complete hellion and had a crazy rebellious stage but these stories are 100% truthful.
Oh man, I have so much I want to tell but it would be pages...lol
This one is technically the first time and has always stuck out in my mind:
20 years old, a buddy and I went to the next town up shopping for Christmas presents for our girlfriends. We stopped at hooters to eat lunch. Sitting at a table near us are two girls about our age (one is HOT and the other is a 7 or so). They keep looking over to us then invite us to come sit with them... Next thing I know, we are at the strip club with these girls in the VIP room and shit is going down! With 2 strange girls and 2 strippers! Broke up with my girlfriend and ended up dating/banging this chick (the hot one) for a few months with some of the best sex I've ever had. She did amateur nights at our local strip clubs and was ****ing wild. Fun Fun times back then!
This one is technically the first time and has always stuck out in my mind:
20 years old, a buddy and I went to the next town up shopping for Christmas presents for our girlfriends. We stopped at hooters to eat lunch. Sitting at a table near us are two girls about our age (one is HOT and the other is a 7 or so). They keep looking over to us then invite us to come sit with them... Next thing I know, we are at the strip club with these girls in the VIP room and shit is going down! With 2 strange girls and 2 strippers! Broke up with my girlfriend and ended up dating/banging this chick (the hot one) for a few months with some of the best sex I've ever had. She did amateur nights at our local strip clubs and was ****ing wild. Fun Fun times back then!
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