I need this toilet............

Zemedici

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I did some detailing at a factory that produced similar toilets, they had painted some trailers in the parking lot and got overspray on some 30 customer vehicles. So my ex boss and I went down there to claybar all of them.

They had these toilets. My god. I didnt want to leave the bathroom. hahahaha Its everything you'd hope it would be.
 

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Not for me. No extending wand is going to get close to my dangling junk while on the can.


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You haven't lived until you've had your salad tossed by a toilet. I still remember the first time I used a bidet :D

Bidet one thing, extending wand something different. I'll leave thr salad tossing up to wife. I can here the ER nurse now:.... So how did your Scrotum get ripped off?


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You haven't lived until you've had your salad tossed by a toilet. I still remember the first time I used a bidet :D

Amen to that. Nothing like getting a good cleaning down there. Never understood why the USA is still stock in the dark ages.
 

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Americans have disgusting toilet habits. We essentially wipe poop all over our buts with paper. If I can't wash I use a wet wipe. The European girls I dated all had clean privates compared to a lot of American girls.
 
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Haha.

I remember back in high school a girl we knew threw a party at her dads house. He owned a few different oil companies and made killer money, they had one of these. It was the absolute center of the party, everyone had to try it. Definitely different and it would blast ass smell right up to your nose if you turned the air dryer on.

Also, if you guys don't already have one, a removable shower head is a good way to power spray your ass.
 

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Just a matter of time until some prankster puts super glue on the wand and tears someone's junk when they try and stand up.

Otherwise, as a predominantly Italian male, I can appreciate using water over paper to clean my behind. Hint...body hair...
 

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Just a matter of time until some prankster puts super glue on the wand and tears someone's junk when they try and stand up.

Otherwise, as a predominantly Italian male, I can appreciate using water over paper to clean my behind. Hint...body hair...

nothing like going in for a good wipe and you end up pulling a few weeds!
 

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This thread is hilarious.

My father in law installs these in some pretty nice houses. No way am I dropping a couple grand on a toilet.
 

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