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wizbangdoodle

Inslee is an Idiot
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"I put a lot of faith into the matching system on here. It's more accurate than you would think, and has worked well for me."

Does she not see the irony in this statement?
 

treynor

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Dear God. That profile makes me want to take a vow of celibacy just to avoid the possibility of teh Crazy... and I'm happily married!

Thank goodness for normal people.
 

SADDLE

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I love the random "praise satan" towards the beginning. At first I thought the OP put it in there as a joke, but after reading this crazy bitch's bio, I'm disappointed in myself for reading thru it, the hotness of the chick was what made me continue on. Somebody needs to give this chick some D and get her head back on right. Good lawd. This makes me glad I have a wonderful wife and a beautiful little girl at home and I dont deal with psycho chicks anymore.
 

s/cjackazz

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All I got from this was
(Me*Me*Me) + 100 * 100 + (I'm * X to the power of ****n crazy) = nut job / why you're alone [(get over yourself - who you think you are) * 10000000]....and no I'm no math genius but you get the point!
 

svtfocus2cobra

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Dear God. That profile makes me want to take a vow of celibacy just to avoid the possibility of teh Crazy... and I'm happily married!

Thank goodness for normal people.

After that y'all better hug your wives tightly tonight!:lol1:
 

kirks5oh

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Somebody please troll that girl for the laughs. Good lord. I thought my ex was bad. I should forward her a link to the bio and let her know I found her long lost sister
 

MFE

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"But enough about me. Let's talk about...me." And you can score Brittney points!
 

DHG1078

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Tell_me_i%27m_pretty.gif
 

svtfocus2cobra

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I was going to tell her how seriously damaged she is and that she needs to be broken and tamed. With her best interests in mind I was going to volunteer to piihb.
 

Pete's 03

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That profile post.... Wow. Im pretty sure there is no guy on earth that meets all of her requirements, and if there is they are lying lol. I tried to quote it, but near the end there is one sentence that sums the entire post up and ends any possible thought I would havre about contacting her... "weird, but I see nothing too extreme about what I'm asking here." In all honesty, one paragraph in and I would know that this chick needs to have a fork stuck into her eye socket... How many girls or guys have touched your penis? When was the last time you made out with someone? Is this junior high lol?
 

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